The Orange Menace offered a fallen service member's grieving family a ride on his special Air Force One, and proudly reported their response: "They said wow." What Trump remembers about a family in mourning is that they like his plane.
There is no human tragedy so large that Trump cannot crawl inside it and find a flattering anecdote about himself. Their son was dead, but the presidential aircraft tests well.
Their son was gone. Fortunately, the plane was very impressive.
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