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5 classic kids anime series that are unwatchable today

5 Sailor Moon Mysteries That are Still Unsolved to This Day
5 Classic Kids Anime Series That Are Unwatchable Today

Despite their nostalgic appeal, dated tropes and poor animation make classic kids anime like Sailor Moon and Voltron tough to watch today.

Nostalgia has a way of making childhood favorites seem timeless, but revisiting classic anime years later can yield a very different experience. Many older kids' anime that once felt exciting, funny, and relatable now reveal problems that are hard to ignore through the jaded lens of an adult, be it outdated humor, uncomfortable stereotypes, or content that's inappropriate by today's standards.

That doesn't erase these series' importance or the impact they had on anime as a whole. However, cultural expectations, animation standards, and children's entertainment have changed drastically over the years, and shows like the English Dub of Sailor Moon and the classic Speed Racer are simply tough to watch now.

Heavy Censorship Took the Magic Out of Sailor Moon

Usagi transformed into Sailor Moon striking her signature magical girl pose in the 90s anime
Usagi transformed into Sailor Moon striking her signature magical girl pose in the 90s anime

When Sailor Moon first arrived in North America on Cartoon Network's Toonami programming block in the 1990s, its English dub introduced countless kids to magical girl anime, but it also heavily altered the series. Episodes were cut, dialogue rewritten, and entire storylines were softened or removed to meet children's television standards. Characters' Japanese names were replaced with English ones, references to Japanese culture were minimized, and emotional moments were often undercut by lighter, jokier scripts.

Most notoriously, Sailor Moon's English dub erased LGBTQ+ representation by changing the relationship between Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune by portraying them as cousins despite their romantic partnership in the original version. That, coupled with dated tropes and storylines about body image and gender roles, makes Sailor Moon's first English dub hard to watch for modern fans.

Kimba the White Lion's Old-School Style Has Aged Poorly

Kimba the White Lion anime.
Kimba the White Lion anime.

As one of the earliest Japanese animated series to gain international attention, Kimba the White Lion holds an important place in anime history. Unfortunately, its influence doesn't always translate into an enjoyable modern viewing experience. The series' limited animation, repetitive visual sequences, and slow pacing can make it difficult for fans accustomed to the faster storytelling and smoother animation of contemporary anime.

While creator Osamu Tezuka's ambitious themes of coexistence, environmentalism, and the relationship between humans and animals were ahead of their time, Kimba the White Lion tends to reflect the attitudes and stereotypes common for its era. Created in the 1950s and adapted into anime in the 1960s, Kimba includes simplified depictions of African cultures and colonial-era assumptions about civilizing nature on the continent.

Voltron's Story Changes Hurt The Original Classic

Original 1984 Voltron robots.
Original 1984 Voltron robots.

Voltron: Defender of the Universe was the first anime to air on Toonami, and it remains a beloved 1980s cartoon, but its adaptation from the Japanese series Beast King GoLion into English created some major storytelling problems that are harder to ignore as an adult. To make the darker original series more suitable for American children, the English version changed significant elements, including much of the violence, political conflict, and character drama, giving way to uneven pacing and confusing plot developments.

In GoLion, the heroes are survivors of a brutal war, and the series explores themes of slavery, oppression and trauma under the rule of the Galra Empire. Voltron: Defender of the Universe softened these ideas, transforming the characters into a more straightforward team of heroes fighting villains. Character histories and relationships were also altered, including changes to backstories and motivations that helped explain the original cast's actions.

Speed Racer's Wild Races Struggle to Stay on Track

Speed Racer in front of his Mach 5 from the anime.
Speed Racer in front of his Mach 5 from the anime.

Speed Racer was one of the first successful anime in the United States, defining the medium in the West from its 1967 release until the 1990s. The adventures of Speed, the Mach 5, and the Racer family were one of the first introductions to Japanese animation internationally, but watching the series today reveals plenty of problems beneath its colorful exterior.

Formulaic race plots, rapid-fire dialogue, and repeated animation cycles make it more unintentionally funny than an exciting masterpiece. Episodes of Speed Racer typically follow the same formula. Speed enters a dangerous competition, villains attempt to sabotage the race, and the Mach 5 survives another impossible challenge.

Strange, stilted dialogue is also a major hurdle for modern fans. Adapted from the original Japanese series Mach GoGoGo, translations were overly literal rather than localized, with conversations often filled with unnecessary exposition and repeated catchphrases. The series' dramatic declarations and constant narration just come off as bizarre today.

Crayon Shin-Chan's Humor Loses Its Charm Outside Its Original Context

Crayon Shin-Chan Yelling On a field.
Crayon Shin-Chan Yelling On a field.

One of the strangest entries into the world of kids' anime is Crayon Shin-Chan. While the series has a reputation for clever satire and family comedy, much of its humor relies on Shin-chan's intentionally annoying behavior, exaggerated reactions, and crude jokes.

For fans unfamiliar with its style, the dialogue can feel repetitive, with many controversies built around Shin-chan embarrassing adults or pushing situations to uncomfortable extremes. Even in Japan, many parents over the years have disapproved of Crayon Shin-chan as a kids' show.

The English dubs of Crayon Shin-chan also struggle to capture the series' wordplay and cultural humor, sometimes making jokes feel even more awkward. What worked for some as sharp social commentary can come across as little more than a child making inappropriate remarks when viewed without its original context. Beneath its silliness, Crayon Shin-chan has more nuance than many critics give it credit for, but its humor is understandably difficult for modern, international fans to connect with.

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